Hey, I'm glad you brought this subject to light. It's about time someone discusses Ofer's ridiculous hair cut. Javier Bardem and Joker from the Dark Knight are starting to get jealous that Ofer's hair might be longer. Who does he think he is...Kid Rock?
Not only is his hair a physical atrocity to the human species, but it's also a public nuisance. His long hair makes it difficult and economically inefficient to wash it thoroughly with shampoo.
Ofer used to wash his hair with a dab of shampoo - no more than 10 milliliters - but now he uses nearly the whole bottle for one wash. Consequently, he isn't taking frequent visits to the shower, and therefore...HE STINKS.
The solution is simple. Force him to cut his Antonio Banderas lookin' hair, and if that doesn't work, we take more drastic steps..........we kill him.
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